Stripper Palmerston Stag
The awesome thing about strippers these days is they are getting hotter, which is more of a reason to get one.
They can come to you, so we can have them on the party bus while your driving around, we can have them come to a function room, some of the restaurants have a private room you can use or come around to your mates place.
The other option is a skimpy hostess combined with the strip show for a few hours. Nice way to have a few drinks don't you think.
Deposit required so early booking is essential - or at least 2-3 days.